What about those girls with crazy dreams;
The ones who plan deceptive schemes
To get into all of the hot club scenes?
Despite their clothes I know
They re only seventeen.

What about those chicks with crazy hair?
Do they think that they are getting somewhere?
The only thing that they have won are stares.
Don t they know that us guys we don t care?

I don t care how old she seems
When she s in bed I want to hear her scream

At least I m legal!
She said, "You can do me!"
At least I m legal!

What about the guys that work the door?
They re the ones who should be keeping score.
They check ID s but still there s more,
You know they let em in,
Those high school whores!

I don t care how old she seems
I want to grab her ass and hear her scream

At least I m legal!
She said, "You can do me!"
At least I m legal!
She was there to please me.

At least I m legal!
She said, "You can do me!"
At least I m legal!
She was there to please me.
I thought she was legal!
She looked 23 that night!
She said she was legal!
God, these handcuffs are so tight!
She said she was legal